one time i farted so hard i cried.

feministprinc3ss:

i want this framed and above my bed tbh

feministprinc3ss:

i want this framed and above my bed tbh

(Source: docmuerte)

(Source: nodoubtem)

saitin:

me when i cum 

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luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever

luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever

Rocket being so done.

(Source: quillingpeter)

(Source: neonarizona)

bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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barneystinsonlegendary:

Buy Barney Stinson Items ==> http://bit.ly/1fmWXIz

barneystinsonlegendary:

Buy Barney Stinson Items ==> http://bit.ly/1fmWXIz

chillaxemurderer:

sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep

shouldnt:

That moment when you don’t want a conversation to end but don’t know what else to sayimage