one time i farted so hard i cried.

Hnnnngghhh
I ended up curing the genophage, but Wreav is a douche so idk
Literally paced for ten minutes
Lucky you can stand in a burning building until you talk

Anonymous asked:

HEHEHEHEGEREHEHEHEHEHE

Go away Megan.

death-by-lulz:

HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)

They’re mixing two different universes together and yet it still makes waaay more sense than the finale.

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thequeenstons:

"I tried not to reblog this I swear"

Yeah well you fucking failed. how does it feel to be a fucking failure you piece of shit

I tried not to reboot this, I swear.

(Source: foxdear)

marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying